Alex Ferguson Job offer

Yes, Fergie himself has been sacked and Colin and I have been offered joint managership of Manchester united. Obviously we have had to decline the offer on grounds of 'they couldn't affored us!!'

Why Colin and I? Well having had five teams in the 3 leagues of the AIS SUPER SIXES competition I think that that would be enough. But add to that the winning of the U12's league coming second in U12's and U16's and then the creme de la creme on Saturday night we won not one CUP, not two CUPs but yea we cleared the board and won all three cup competitions in all three leagues!!!! It was blatently obvious that we would be the ones to take over from fergie's 20 year run and Man U!! Shame that Colin is a hoops man and me a blue nose!!

Well done to the lads and girls of our football teams, it was they that won those awards, NOT Colin and I.